May 2012
112 posts
THE TRAILER! IT'S THE TRAILER! FINALLY OH MY GOD! ... →
Leben heißt zu lernen wie man FLIEGT:... →
sheepys-cloud:
Those Willemijn fans on Twitter are getting crazier every day -.- The amount of “I love you’s” she receives every day (mostly more than one time a day from one (!!!) person) are not normal anymore. I guess Willemijn is not able anymore to even see more “impoertant” tweets since if I were her, I…
“The price of love is loss, but still we pay. We love anyway.”
– “Light,” Next To Normal (via artfulalliterations)
“Tranen maken de grond nat
Tranen van verdriet
Tranen maken de grond nat
Maar...”
– Unknown (via iesastra)
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every...
When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
